“So, Tooth… I was wondering, what is your favourite era?”
John on how he asked out Sarah for the first time:
So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone want to go see ‘Lost in Translation’ tonight?’ and then I sent an email immediately afterwards to the 6 of my friends who weren’t Sarah and I said, ‘NOT YOU.’
and then after being friends for a while he asked her if she was seeing anyone and she said no and he said “does that mean i can pursue you now?” and she said yes and he walLKED ACROSS THE ROOM AND KISSED HER
John Green is better than you.
JOHN GREEN IS THE BEST OF US
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can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be
#the only thing that would make it worse is if you opened the door while eating digiorno
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BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT
BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEY GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES
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Source: davejadetier
how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though
like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns
because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what
one thing is for sure
it wasn’t hermione
GUYS THERE’S AN 8 IN THE DARK MARK
VOLDEMORT (unknowingly) SPLIT HIS SOUL INTO EIGHT PIECES.
JK ROWLING DOES IT AGAIN
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Source: theatomicboom
just a friendly reminder that if you drink and drive you’re a fucking douchebag and everyone hates you
New Zealand’s biggest anti drink-driving campaign is literally
Australia uses a very similar one. The two countries really are like siblings.
yeah, we got the looks, and they got the sheep
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DO U WANT APLE?
Miguel is mine
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Source: lafleurdesmurailles
SITTING IN A TIM HORTONS WAITING AROUND FOR 8:45 TO COME ALONG
OUTSHIIIIIINNNE *FLAILS*
WE LEAVE FOR TORONTO TO ATTEND OUTSHINE TOMORROW MORNING
I’M SCREAMING AND FLAILING
Q:hi wow this is incredibly awkward but I saw you were going to outshine so like wow cool same?? but like, what even are we suppose to wear for prom i have questions about this ok ya
well it’s a prom so i bought a fancy neo victorian prom dress that makes me look like a 1800s hooker
If you are a guy and would like to propose to me and you ask me with this box (I wouldn’t even care if there was a ring pop in it), I would say yes in a heartbeat (make that two heartbeats).
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Alykay Marie - 17 - Ontario,Canada
